LoveCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3185	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3491	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mines Excavated:	4497	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1535

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	4074

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Items Found:	8589
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2