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Houthis vs Baguettes: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to defend against drone strikes and ballistic missiles launched by the Houthis!

Our captain has noted that players on our server are not accustomed to “this level of weapons and violence,” but don’t worry, you’ll quickly learn to adapt. The Yemenis on our server are perfecting their technique, so the more they fire, the more accurate they become. It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with explosives!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a missile strike), then join us for a truly striking experience. Just make sure to build a bomb shelter for your diamond stash!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SleepyBeeCraft – Where even the creepers hit snooze!

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Welcome to the most buzz-worthy Minecraft server out there! Are you feeling too sleepy to bee yourself today? Well, have no fear because on our server, you can transform into a literal bee and buzz around causing chaos!

Join us for the chance to participate in epic bee battles where you can sting your enemies and collect pollen to upgrade your bee abilities. But be careful, because if you get too tired, you might just fall asleep and wake up as a regular human again!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a bee in a virtual world and unleash your inner insect warrior? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate buzzing champion – join us today and let the honey flow!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CommieCraft: Where Russians Build Statues and Creepers Explode!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only statues you see are of Steve and his trusty pig? Well, come join us on our server where we have a whole army of Russian statues standing guard! From Putin to Babushka, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	9556

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	101
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Farms Harvested:	986	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Emeralds Found:	9209	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	110

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

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Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	2087

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, Challenges, Character development, Competition, determination, earlicking, Entertainment, Epic, Fail, Fushi, Girls, growth, Jealousy, Kohaku, LolCraft, Manga, Nene, Nenes, Performance, Popularity, PRESSURE, Server, success

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2547	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4