LoudCarLunaticsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Farms Harvested:	908	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Votes:	322	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Emeralds Found:	5937	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	51	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Animals Bred:	106
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Magic Items Found:	7092
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Votes:	1852
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Potions Brewed:	37
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Animals Bred:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	3013
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crops Grown:	5700
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	New Chunks Explored:	231809

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Towns Built:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1083
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18