Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 432 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Farms Harvested: 905 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Potions Brewed: 156

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Crops Grown: 8137

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • RedstoneNoob

    RedstoneNoob
    Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 306 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TankTasticCraft

    TankTasticCraft
    come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Potions Brewed: 194
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Scrolling Down Birth Year

    Scrolling Down Birth Year
    join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Zombie Dances: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 379 Farms Harvested: 203

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Bedrock Boogeyman

    Bedrock Boogeyman
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Enchantments Applied: 167 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9555
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mines Excavated: 4291
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

    Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Zombie Dances: 2
    Potions Brewed: 51 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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