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Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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