LoneJavaTriplePay Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	4989	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Picture this: Your boss strolls up to you at your desk, a glint in their eye and a mischievous grin on their face. They drop a bombshell on you – your salary is about to triple, but there’s a catch. You have to pack up your things and head to a remote location all by yourself for a whole year. And get this – there’s no coffee.

Now, before you start panicking and wondering if you can survive without your daily caffeine fix, let me paint a different picture for you. What if I told you that this remote location is actually a secret Minecraft SMP server, filled with the most epic builds and the craziest adventures you could ever imagine?

Forget about your boss and your lack of coffee – on this server, you’ll be building towering castles, exploring mysterious dungeons, and battling fierce mobs alongside a community of fellow players who are just as wild and wacky as you are.

So, are you willing to trade in your office chair for a diamond pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft journey? Trust me, the tripled salary will be the least of your worries once you dive into the madness of this SMP.

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	7825	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Divine Spears Created:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	924	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Farms Harvested:	217
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2973
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6203	Mines Excavated:	1968

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	56
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6512	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Towns Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!