LoneJavaTriplePay Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Picture this: Your boss strolls up to you at your desk, a glint in their eye and a mischievous grin on their face. They drop a bombshell on you – your salary is about to triple, but there’s a catch. You have to pack up your things and head to a remote location all by yourself for a whole year. And get this – there’s no coffee.

Now, before you start panicking and wondering if you can survive without your daily caffeine fix, let me paint a different picture for you. What if I told you that this remote location is actually a secret Minecraft SMP server, filled with the most epic builds and the craziest adventures you could ever imagine?

Forget about your boss and your lack of coffee – on this server, you’ll be building towering castles, exploring mysterious dungeons, and battling fierce mobs alongside a community of fellow players who are just as wild and wacky as you are.

So, are you willing to trade in your office chair for a diamond pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft journey? Trust me, the tripled salary will be the least of your worries once you dive into the madness of this SMP.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2360	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	146	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Votes:	5927
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ores Mined:	6194
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Emeralds Found:	1048
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Items Found:	1964
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Star Shards Collected:	53
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	138364
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ores Mined:	1751	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Enchantments Applied:	128	Emeralds Found:	7383
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	160
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	759540	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	3903
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.