LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ores Mined:	3143
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Runes Activated:	2

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3591	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Void Gems Collected:	14

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	9669
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Emeralds Found:	2358	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Farms Harvested:	486

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Emeralds Found:	6128

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Divine Spears Created:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	281
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	831
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8895
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net