LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9882	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchantments Applied:	109
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	5962
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Farms Harvested:	142	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	61	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4736	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com