LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	4377	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	253978	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Votes:	4697	Chimeras Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8501	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	101
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Votes:	3771	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
New Chunks Explored:	712428	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	266

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	59

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633