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DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Star Shards Collected:	51	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Votes:	6193	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7928
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	2961
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3099
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	134	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crops Grown:	3213	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

awful sub, bad sub, horrible sub, Server, SubCraft, subreddit, terrible sub, WORST, worst forum, worst internet group, worst online community, worst online community experience, worst online discussion, worst online gathering, worst online meeting, worst online network, worst online platform, worst online space, worst social media group, worst sub, worst subculture, worst subreddit

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	621
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5263
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	198
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Emeralds Found:	6934	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	3576
New Chunks Explored:	185917	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6687
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7