Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Farms Harvested:	612	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	400
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchantments Applied:	224
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	147	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	104
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6762
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mines Excavated:	2925	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Get ready to mine and escape with MineScape: The server that’ll have you digging for days!

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MineScape <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/minecraft-funny-moments-aphmau/">Server</a> Overview

MineScape Server Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get involved!

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs

Custom Quests

22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More

Beautiful hand crafted map

Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls

Daily Rewards!

Pets, Cosmetics, Titles

Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the MineScape server?	To join the MineScape server, you can use the IP address: minescape.me
Are there custom quests in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to explore and complete.
What skills are available in MineScape?	MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
How can I earn rewards in MineScape?	Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls, participating in daily rewards, and completing various in-game activities.
Are there pets and cosmetics in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Amelia Watson, Balls, body hair removal, farewell celebration, farewell event, farewell gathering, farewell party, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, farewell wishes, Grooming, grooming tips, intimate grooming, male grooming, manscaping, Minecraft, party preparation, personal hygiene, Server, Shave, shaving

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2