come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Magic Items Found: 8836 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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