come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crops Grown: 1999 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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