LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	162	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7451
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	7136
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7419	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	2351	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	2341

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Potions Brewed:	109	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	215	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4164	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ores Mined:	4759

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

play.minecraft.country