LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	7711	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Void Armor Forged:	20

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Runes Activated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9036	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Emeralds Found:	5656	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6214
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	623

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6700	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	276317

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	108
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dimension Hops:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	482
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimension Hops:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

play.minecraft.country