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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ores Mined:	6494
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchantments Applied:	188	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	127
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeValley

Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	1805
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	2084
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Void Armor Forged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6058

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.