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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Dragon Eggs Found:	1222
Emeralds Found:	3660	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	302	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ItherioMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ScamCraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	New Chunks Explored:	848338

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	293	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	6175
Players Killed by Monsters:	5055	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5074
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Astral Projections Made:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TMCCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

TMCcraft (a minecraft server network) is all about it’s 2 gamemodes. Economy based factions and Traincarts Creative. In the Factions gamemode you can open your own shops with chestshops, start your auctions, rent a plot of land in the spawn, exchange your money for gold and much more, while still being a faction server. Though the gameplay has shifted more towards econemy instead of raiding.

The Creative server is a wallhalla for Themepark enthousiasts. With tools like Traincarts, Wireless redstone, Worldedit and others you’ll be able to create your very own Themepark in minecraft. Build rollercoaster with connected trains, which can be controlled by complex (or simple) redstone systems. From changing the speed to hanging carts beneath a rail, with traincarts you can do it all!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	251

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.