Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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