Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 14
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
Potions Brewed: 26 Dragon Eggs Found: 5673

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY