Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Emeralds Found:	6048
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	792835	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	981139
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Mines Excavated:	3452
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Potions Brewed:	50
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	411044

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net