Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	3706	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	284	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	2684	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	5943

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Animals Bred:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1630
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	192
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ores Mined:	8630
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Love Letters Sent:	6

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com