Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3453
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	744
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	133314
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1577	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	159	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mines Excavated:	3846
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	178

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3760	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	81
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609