Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Towns Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Runes Activated:	7

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	147	Mines Excavated:	2167
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Animals Bred:	123
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Emeralds Found:	5764
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ores Mined:	3009	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Emeralds Found:	3175	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	2056	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Votes:	9226
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dimension Hops:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Star Shards Collected:	173
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	914
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	2692
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Votes:	3912	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Falling into the Void:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com