Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	9208
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ores Mined:	3724	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	8437

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	912	Enchantments Applied:	117
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crops Grown:	9729	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mines Excavated:	1599	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

68.14.122.249:2638

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

23.178.240.197

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

arcprison.net

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319

DarkCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

darksoul.fun

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	9677	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

otc.myserver.gs:2000

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	1258
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	9745	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

play.cyphercraft.xyz