Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mines Excavated:	2009

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

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Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	3

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	170	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	1203	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	313	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

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Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Towns Built:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Void Gems Collected:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

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Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	777	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Items Found:	5519	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Votes:	4103
Potions Brewed:	99	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1171

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

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