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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9055 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!