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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 751 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5506 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 658210 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!