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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3008 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 6222 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!