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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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