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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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