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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Farms Harvested: 274
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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