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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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