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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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