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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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