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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Dragon Eggs Found: 5092 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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