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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

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