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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4692
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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