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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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