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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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