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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested: 874 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Void Gems Collected: 24 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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