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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Dimension Hops: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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