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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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