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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
Potions Brewed: 178 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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