so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 241
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Void Armor Forged: 24 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY