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Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	132
Players Killed by Monsters:	3856	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4890	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8870

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	259524	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crops Grown:	2390	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mines Excavated:	3288	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Farms Harvested:	205
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

#sustainability, assets, BLOCK, carbon footprint, carbon-intensive industries, climate change, decarbonization, Energy Sector, environmental impact, financial risk, Fossil Fuels, global economy, green technology, Investment, Net, net-zero emissions, policy implications, renewable energy, researchers, Server, stranded, stranded assets, Sustainable development, TRANSITION, Warning

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0