Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a political scuffle? Join our server where the only thing getting stabbed are creepers! Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Forget about left wing extremists and political drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be taking down are mobs and building epic structures. Plus, our PvP battles are so epic, they make the scuffle in Mannheim look like child’s play.

Join now and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Potions Brewed: 119 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • 50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

    50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

    Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Runes Activated: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

    Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players
    Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse

    Pixel Pals Playhouse
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

    Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7126
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

    Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 882

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

    PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

    Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

    Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

    Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

    So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MagicMinecraftMadness

    MagicMinecraftMadness
    Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky Banter Buddies

    Blocky Banter Buddies
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

    Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

    CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

    And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

    Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

    For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mines Excavated: 2800
    Enchantments Applied: 203 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 161 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Void Armor Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

    Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

    One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

    But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 104 Star Shards Collected: 97
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

    Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

    Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 128
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyNorsemen

    CraftyNorsemen
    Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

    Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

    But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1727 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

    Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    – Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Animals Bred: 168
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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