Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a political scuffle? Join our server where the only thing getting stabbed are creepers! Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Forget about left wing extremists and political drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be taking down are mobs and building epic structures. Plus, our PvP battles are so epic, they make the scuffle in Mannheim look like child’s play.

Join now and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4203

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

    Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

    Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Farms Harvested: 827
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

    Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

    CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2778 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Bizarre Adventures

    Blocky Bizarre Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

    But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

    The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

    And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

    With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

    And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Banquet

    Blocky Banquet
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

    Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels
    Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6828 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Emeralds Found: 7915 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Game Over, Steve!

    Game Over, Steve!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

    3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

    4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

    So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

    BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

    Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

    But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

    Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment
    Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

    We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Bois Club

    Blocky Bois Club
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

    CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

    Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

    But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

    YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

    Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

    But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

    And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 139 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

    ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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