hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 New Chunks Explored: 798579
Ores Mined: 2128 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The First Descendant Minecraft Server

    The First Descendant Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • 4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

    4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

    Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

    Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

    So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4462 Alien Abductions: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CarCraft Minecraft Server

    CarCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

    Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 384128 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SpookySisterDramaMC

    SpookySisterDramaMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

    LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP
    By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

    So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockBreakUpBay

    BlockBreakUpBay
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

    Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

    So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

    NukeCraft Server: No Promises!
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Crops Grown: 6260 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyComrades

    CraftyComrades
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

    we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

    come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ores Mined: 8973
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Retro Reality Minecraft Server

    Retro Reality Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 369 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

    Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Emeralds Found: 1377
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SisterSass Minecraft Server

    SisterSass Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

    We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

    So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Crops Grown: 4044
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DadCraft Drama: AITA?

    DadCraft Drama: AITA?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

    If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

    Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GrindCraft SMP

    GrindCraft SMP
    Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Zombie Dances: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Annoyingly Normal

    Annoyingly Normal
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PixelPoutinePutinJustice

    PixelPoutinePutinJustice
    So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Animals Bred: 59

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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