hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 9
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Holy Grails Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Animals Bred: 198

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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